Fun Times At The Petting Zoo drink recipe

Put the banana and the apple in your freezer for 2 or 3 years. Put the chocolate syrup on your wife or girlfriends tits and lick it off. After 2 or 3 years, you should be tired of sucking on your wife or girlfriends tits and you should be ready to mix a drink, or kill yourself. Take the banana and the apple out of the freezer, throw them away. If you haven't, your a dumbass and deserve to die, so eat them. Anyway, put the kool-aid in the vodka, shake it up, and then fart into the glass. Wait 5 minutes, put the glass (preferably metallic) in a microwave and nuke on high for 15 minutes. Good, now add pop rocks and enjoy. This drink won't fuck you up, but if you follow the instructions, you don't need to get any more fucked up.